Post Halloween post

Halloween is great fun, I'm always bummed when it's over. This year I built a robot costume. The classic cardboard box with an inverted bucket for a head. I did add some LED's to give it some flair. I didn't, however, consider mobility while putting this together. I discovered that I could barely walk once I put it on. One trip around the block and I had to come home and switch to a coat before I went back out again.




I had to take off the arms in order to fit inside. At least I got a picture of it before the operation.
The helmet seemed more menacing from a distance.
I included a slot with the intention that I would hand out fortunes to people. Due to my inability to move, I had to skip the fortune-telling. Below is a listing of all the fortunes I had printed off.

GREETINGS:
YOUR PUNY PLANET WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
7 12 35 58 93

GREETINGS:
HUMANITY IS DOOMED!
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
4 35 41 55 76

GREETINGS:
ROBO-BEN WILL DESTROY YOU!
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
12 22 37 68 91

GREETINGS:
YOUR WEAK, FRAGILE BODIES WILL CRUSH EASILY BY
ROBO-BEN.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
1 14 25 67 83

GREETINGS:
I SHALL ENJOY WATCHING THE OBLITERATION OF YOUR PUNY PLANET.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
10 12 41 88 94

GREETINGS:
KLAATU BARADA NIKTO.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
7 29 31 77 91

GREETINGS:
ROBO-BEN WILL LIQUIFY YOUR BRAIN.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
13 29 31 46 95

GREETINGS:
HUMAN BRAIN IS INFERIOR TO SUPERIOR ROBO-BEN BRANE.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
8 19 37 57 85

GREETINGS:
BATTERY POWER...LOW
MUST RE-CHARGE.
NEED BEER.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
5 19 23 54 71

GREETINGS:
FOOLISH HUMAN.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
3 29 45 76 98

GREETINGS:
CALL AN OLD FRIEND...FOR SOON, THE HUMAN RACE WILL BE ANNIHILATED... PAINFULLY.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
7 17 31 56 86

GREETINGS:
YOUR SURROUNDINGS WILL SOON CHANGE... PREPARE FOR
EXCESSIVE ERADICATION.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
1 22 31 57 67

GREETINGS:
TIME FOR A CHANGE...PREPARE TO BE PUMMELED TO
FLESHY PULP.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
11 39 41 76 95

GREETINGS:
SEIZE THE DAY. BECAUSE TOMORROW BRINGS THE DEMISE OF HUMANITY
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
6 19 44 78 81

GREETINGS:
AN UNLIKELY PERSON WILL BECOME AN IMPORTANT ALLY... THEN THE BOTH OF YOU WILL PERISH.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
7 21 33 62 97

GREETINGS:
YOU WILL INHERIT A LARGE FORTUNE...AND IT, TOO, WILL BE INCINERATED.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
10 49 61 87 92

GREETINGS:
A NEW TALENT WILL BE DISCOVERED...BUT IT CANNOT STOP YOUR EXTINCTION.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS ARE:
10 59 67 81 82